Ranbir Kapoor’s – Imran Khan’s laugh riot at Filmfare
Will you miss watching former hosts SRK and Saif Ali Khan at the 54th Idea Filmfare Awards, being aired at 8 pm tonight on Sony Entertainment Television? Check out some smart repartees from Ranbir Kapoor and Imran Khan, with co-hosts Karan Johar and Farhan Akhtar
Karan sees Dostana everywhere!
Karan Johar takes the stage to point out he is being unfairly singled out for an attack on India’s ‘sanskriti’, thanks to Dostana. But, hey, he’s not the only one to have played up the gay theme in 2008, you know! He’s not? Nope, Ab Ghajini ko hi dekh lo … one man with his chest puffed and tight pants jumps screaming upon strange men… Dostana , anyone? And, the next morning, like any typical man, he can’t remember a thing… Come on, totally Dostana !
Now, A Wednesday — one male keeps calling up another and demanding “ chaar aur mard !” Let’s just call it
Rock On… Four boys jump shirtless into a pond and play their instrument… whaddya say? And Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi ! The Sumo wrestler wala scene… I mean… you know what I mean… Dostana .
Ah, well, if you say so!
We mean no offense!
Imran tells Ranbir conspiratorially, “We have huge responsibilities and even bigger restrictions… in the last Filmfare, some people were extremely offended… that nobody, you know, made fun of them!”
Ranbir responds, “They asked: Our names didn’t come up, we were not ragged… aren’t we important? Are we so maamooli ?!” It’s decided finally that since there are way too many people and too little time, it’s perhaps safer for them to not take digs at all!However, in case he forgets the pact, just “Hush-me!” requests Ranbir.
The future of Bollywood
It’s perhaps little Darsheel… but that doesn’t stop our heroes from trying to prop themselves as the future kings of Bollywood. Imran’s family, for instance, has been getting awards for years! Dude, get real! But, as Ranbir points, his family has been coming for years to collect the awards… adding for effect, “this Pappu can’t dance saala”. Imran has to thik fast now… didn’t he have Minissha Lamba in his film? Ranbir is quick to retort, “So did I… and, I didn’t have to kidnap her! That makes me the future, doesn’t it?”
Kaal dekha ?
Karan calls out to Farhan, “Hey, you missed a great performance from the film Kal Kissne Dekha … it has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it? Honstly, Kal Kissne Dekha hai ? Farhan responds, “ Kal ka toh pata nahin, lekin maine ‘Kaal’ zaroor dekha hai!” Poor Farhan… no doubts there! But, farhan is in the mood nowand adds, You kow Karan, if you are going toget philosophical, I rthink let’s live for today, because kya pata Kal Ho Na Ho.
Karan agrees, “ Sahi kaha Farhan, aaj, aaj, mera Dil Chahta hai ke we both Rock On!” Farhan ripostes, “Thats’ life, Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham!” Karan has decided, he says, “ Aaj se hamara Lakshya yehi hai ke hum industry ke Don bane.” All this is getting makes Farhan mighty excited and he says, “Stop it Karan! Main excite ho raha hoon, aur mere dil mein Kuch Kuch Hota Hai!” By now, Karan is also “feeling Lucky By Chance!” [Farhan holds Karan’s hand.] It’s a tender moment… “Dostana pakka?!” asks Farhan. Karan agrees with a request to go to “ Honeymoon Travels”. But, before they go… Farhan makes Karan promise, “Par wahan jaake Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna!” We leave them to find their way out of the awkward and lost moment!
Star cover stories
There are loads of star biographies coming out.. and Ranbir and Imran have got their hands on some great titles. Sample some of them:
Jawaani ka Noor by Anil Kapoor
Safedi Ki Muskaan by Abbas Mustan
Blog Padhe Hindustan by Aamir Khan
Poore hue Armaan by AR Rahman
Acting se katti, cricket se batti by Shilpa Shetty
Lucky Hai Indian Soil by Danny Boyle
Haseenaon pe no Rehem by John Abraham
5 stars for our heroes!
Ranbir is content, “In fact, mujhe bahut achchha laga … Saawariya aur Kidnap ko 5-star rating mili. » Imran is surprised, « Really?! Saawariya and Kidnap got 5 stars?” Of course! It’s two-and-a-half stars for Saawariya and an equal amount for Kidnap! That makes 5… doesn’t it?
Lost city of Delhi
Imran has a question for Abhishek… seriously. “What?” Ranbir wonders. Imran answers, “I loved Delhi-6, magar Part 1 to 5 kidhar hai ?!” What an idea, sir ji !